Perez is a Sassy Girl!

Perez is a guilty pleasure... like that annoying loudmouth you try SO hard to ignore, but always end up fueling the fire. This video, however, is hilarious and fantastic. My hat's off to you, Mr. Hilton.

Call Me A Secretary and Die!

I had a ROUGH day today.
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I mean rough, lump in your throat, about to burst into tears when the custodian looks at you funny, kind of day.
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Someone commented to me that my desk was so messy. My desk is expressionistic and clearly a reflection of the many things that are on my mind. (Isn't there a saying about that?) I suppose if you're lame, my desk is... cluttered. It isn't dirty or seething with germs. Just some organized chaos that works perfectly fine for me.
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I was already a bit on edge... So my response was to SNAP. "LISTEN," I narrowed my eyes and showed my teeth, Gaga-style. "I will never comment on another person's fashion... hygiene.... cleanliness.... weight.... ANYTHING! So how is it okay for anyone else to nitpick me over the organization of my personal space?"
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The response I got was irrelevant. What matters is that I stood up for myself, something I'm making a point to do more of.
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Speaking of which, it's completely unacceptable for someone to refer to an Executive Assistant as a "secretary" nowadays.
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While there are times I'm not the most politically correct human being on earth, this is one thing I've always known is not appropriate. I'm so not a fan of titles. Actually, until my title is something including Queen or Master, I refuse to join Linkedin. But college kids of recent past, present and future have NO excuse to demean Executive Assistants to the office equivalent of a racial slur. COME ON. You grew up with Ugly Betty. And uh, I think at this point, if you haven't caught on to the correct office vernacular, you better get that foot out of the door.
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That is all ;)

GILETTE REJOICE! Brad Pitt finally shaved.

Celebrity news is lagging this morning... People.com's top story is, "Goodbye Goatee! Brad Pitt Bares Clean-Shaven Look!" Hope Angie enjoys reacclimatizing to what's sure to be some intense 5:00 shadow. I will say this is an improvement over the mountain man bearded look from before.. I don't wonder if there are small woodland creatures setting up colonies in his mangey facial forest. But Jen Aniston, do not fret. Your hair is one of yuor fab, revered trademarks. You're much better off sans Brad and his beastly beard.

Happy Birthday, Richard Simmons!

I love you, too, Richard Simmons. Happy 62nd bday- you look fantastic. I will never forget the time you blew kisses at me from the Good Morning America studio in Times Square. ahh, memories!

Love my chicken! cluck, cluck, cluck...

"do the mike tyson, i'll bite ya for some chicken. fry my chicken, filet my chicken, grill my chicken, you can BAKE my chicken. my mama know how to rock that chicken, in that kitchen, tastes so CRISPY! what i'm thinkin'? CHICKEN!"